Thursday, July 24, 2014

A mathematicians confession of love

I was wondering how a nerdy mathematician wouldtry to woo a girl, the words he would use and I saw this. Hope you enjoy it.
Nerd 

My Dear Love, Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation
with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I will not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity. You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.
The matrices and malices of life, even the surds of depression and the mensurations of sufferings cant dent my love for you. You are the perfect square of probablities that is perpedicularly parrallel to my heart.

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